And they lived happily ever after...

Jennifer: An absolute fangirl who keeps her Tumblr to her interests. A girl with blue eyes who smiles too much and is a bit ditzy but loves and is loved in return.

So I can't be that bad :)

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    inkskinned:

    idk man it just makes me so so so sad when you’re watching a cutiepie talk about their passion like when they light up and start bubbling over with words and then all of a sudden they stop themselves and say stuff like “sorry, i know this is boring” or “sorry i just got excited”

    like you know somewhere in their life someone they respected told them “shut up nobody cares” and ever since they can’t talk about their favorite things without apologizing every 5 seconds

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    kirschtein-be-bitchin:

    shingekinokyojinheaven:

    dragon-in-a-fez:

    shingekinokyojinheaven:

    i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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    wait

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    what

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    there’s a list???

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    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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    in conclusion god is an asshole

    for comparison:

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    okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

    wait

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    damn.

    god gambles with your souls pass it on

    This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

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    vivapinatafanfiction:

    i really like the way the gamecube was designed especially the handle so you could grab it and beat the shit out of your friend when they take your star in mario party from you

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    i-march-mello:

    danim4ux:

    THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

    Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

    THAT IS MAHOGANY

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    vuelie:

    wearing a blanket around the house like

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    (via hi)

    dildotho:

    warsquirtle:

    In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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    (via hi)

    tornadoesoup:

    achillesdflandres:

    you don’t need

    • to bind your breasts
    • outie genitals
    • a superiority complex
    • butt hair

    you do need

    • to be as swift as a coursing river
    • with all the force of a great typhoon
    • with all the strength of a raging fire
    • mysterious as the dark side of the moon

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST ON THE PLANET

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    brasspistol:

    every time I see this it gets reblogged

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    merrymaudlin:

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    thugburrito:

    My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

    NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
    So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

    It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

    An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

    So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

    My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

    I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

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    jerkidiot:

    one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

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